reasons why i would make a terrible doctor's companion:
me: dude, i'm not going anywhere until you fix my laptop so i can go on the internet anywhere in the universe. and my phone too.
doctor:
me: also can you fast forward to 2020 or something and buy sherlock season 3 and 4 for me cuz i'm kinda broke right now
doctor:
me: and i need supernatural seasons 7, 8, 9, and 10 on DVD
doctor:
me: and all the game of thrones books
doctor:
me: wait did the series end yet
doctor:
me: i need a hoverboard too so i could save money on gas and just ride it to school everyday
doctor:
me: oH MY GODSTIEL DOC IT'S A DALEK JESUS THESE GUYS ARE ADORABLE
doctor:
me: LOOK LOOK IT HAS THAT CUTE WITTLE TOILET PLUNGER FOR A GUN AWWWWW
doctor:
dalek:
me: WITTLE WITTLE DALEK I LOVE YOU YES I DO
